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endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:25:09 -0400

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

lintott: i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:25:04 -0400

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there

dailyoddcompliment: “Something Random”

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:25:00 -0400

dailyoddcompliment:

“Something Random”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 10:24:54 -0400

pintheknifeonthedictator: for never was a story of more woe than taking off your makeup and being...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:24:50 -0400

pintheknifeonthedictator:

for never was a story of more woe

than taking off your makeup and being all “oh.”

myrtlewilson: brucelightyear: thelandofwtf: My cousin has an...

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:26:25 -0400

myrtlewilson:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

#feed me seymour

doncasturbate: my sense of style is “fuck im late” “what is this” “i love this shirt im gonna wear...

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:25:55 -0400

doncasturbate:

my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”

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Mon, 13 May 2013 15:18:14 -0400

monsterfoundry: This is the best thing ever.

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:05:14 -0400

monsterfoundry:

This is the best thing ever.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 15:53:56 -0400

kingburu: nafansaurus: elysionsprincess: disneyismyescape: sa...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:50:21 -0400

kingburu:

nafansaurus:

elysionsprincess:

disneyismyescape:

sarahsnitch:

“I hate books, but I’ll make an exception.”

unf. he is so perf. im crying

Holy shit best Gaston look at that SMILE

I refuse to believe this isn’t the actual Gaston.

Nobody is Gaston like Gaston.

NO ONE SIGNS BOOKS LIKE GASTON.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 15:49:19 -0400

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Sun, 12 May 2013 15:24:55 -0400

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:20:38 -0400

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

bombliate: started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:10:50 -0400

bombliate:

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

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Sun, 12 May 2013 12:10:49 -0400

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Sun, 12 May 2013 12:10:45 -0400

benkling: Seeing as tomorrow is Dia de las Madres, here’s my...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:10:41 -0400

benkling:

Seeing as tomorrow is Dia de las Madres, here’s my favorite Yo Mama joke.

poorchrysalis: i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:10:37 -0400

poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

geometricity: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:10:34 -0400

geometricity:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

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